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tomhiddleeston:

Too soon

tomhiddleeston:

Too soon




grimnear:

The new Godzilla vs. King Kong movie looks intense.


geekycuttlefish:

apatheticghost:

nearly every family on disney channel

  • goofy dumb parent(s)
  • naive older brother who is nice but a total idiot and is often the butt of the joke
  • sister who is the main character and thought of as the only sane member of the character and also has very good grades but may be a bit uptight
  • younger sibling who is an evil mastermind and always has some sort of scheme to profit off something

Don’t forget the sassy poc best friend of the main character


flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason


dogshaming:

Tiny king of the castle

Who knew that our guinea pig has instilled such fear into the heart of our dog?

dogshaming:

Tiny king of the castle

Who knew that our guinea pig has instilled such fear into the heart of our dog?


missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary



dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter





true as fuck zodiac 

  • aries:  lovable but still a lil bitch
  • taurus:  p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  • gemini:  crayola as fuck
  • cancer:  rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  • leo:  cutest ever
  • virgo:  really deep and doesn't take any shit
  • libra:  weird as hell omg
  • scorpio:  probably satan
  • sagittarius:  cute and very sweet
  • capricorn:  to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  • aquarius:  charming but hella strange once you know them
  • pisces:  even more crayola than gemini

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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